If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

i tried changing it to smthing else bc i made it when i was in 6th grade and thought it was time bc it sounded a little funny but my friends all got mad at me and said jumpinjupman is apart of my identity so here i am

i monetarily had it as a harry potter username for when i ran a hp fan account but majority of the time it was this

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

ladies, your 4th, 10th, and last most recent emojis describe your character's only personality traits in a movie written by a man

🤞🏽📸🔥 um

“Buying flowers for Remus is very punk rock, thank you very much.”

— Sirius Black to a thoroughly confused James Potter at some point. (via handsomedorks)

james, year 5 : hey padfoot, moony, do you guys know whe- OH MERLIN MY EYES ! MY POOR EYES ! OH MY GOD PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND THEN OBLIVIATE ME PLEASE ! OH MERLIN

james, year 7 : hey padfoot, moony, do you know - merlin, please stop moaning for a sec - do you know where my transfiguration notes are ?

“WHO are you making out with,” James demands in his seventh year, loudly, betrayed because Sirius had not told him and there are HICKEYS on his NECK. “I keep looking at the map but all I ever see you do is hanging out while Remus study’s in the empty transfiguration class room, what the heck man!!

The Potters buying two of everything after Sirius moves in with them fifth year.

James walking into the great hall and finding out that he and Sirius both have the same outfit on, and they both look at each other and roll their eyes and James grumbles about how their Mum is bonkers buying them all the same clothes.

Lily Evans questioning why their Mum is still buying them clothes at fifteen.

James turning a very bright red and trying to defend himself, While Sirius turns over the whole “Mum” thing in his head, deciding he likes the title better on Ms. Potter than his own mother.

Sirius and James having matching bedsets on their dorm beds and getting endless crap about it from the other boys in their year.

Sirius and James having the same pajamas and, “Jesus Christ Mum, there’s a place to draw the line, and that place is at pajamas.”

Sirius secretly loving it because he’s never had a family before and while he knows family isn’t about matching jumpers, it’s certainly a nice benefit, and it makes him feel like he belongs somewhere.

James secretly loving it too, because because he knows it makes Sirius happy.

why would u make remus the “mom” of the group when james exists. james making sure all his friends eat breakfast (and a good one, not just bacon), making sure they all bathe regularly, exercise at least once a week, taking care of them when they’re sick, constantly checking in on them in the hospital wing if they’re hurt (like. at least once between every class. occasionally skipping class if they’re not doing well). james.

Lily Evans Year 1: I'M A WITCH THIS IS SO COOL I CAN'T WAIT TO LEARN EVERYTHING

Lily Evans Year 2: That James Potter bloke is kind of cute

Lily Evans Year 3: Nevermind he's an asshole

Lily Evans Year 4: Stupid James Potter with his stupid glasses and his stupid eyes

Lily Evans Year 5: I don't even care that he plays Quidditch he's still a jackass and who the hell could be attracted to a smile that adorable its just unnatural I don't even care don't look at me Potter

Lily Evans Year 6: Just because he's getting his shit together doesn't mean I like him it just means that he's not acting like a child anymore and it's not like that matters because it's still James Potter and I hate his stupid gorgeous face

Lily Evans Year 7: Fuck it.